A friend of mine showed up on my doorstep last week – hair wet, phone dead, car towed. It was a war scene if I’d ever seen one. As we ushered her in and waited for her phone to charge, we began talking about men.
It is of note that despite what they show in the movies, women don’t always talk about men. We also talk about clothes and nail polish and all things pink!
However, on this fateful rainy evening, the topic of men that are routinely insufferable was, in fact, at the forefront of conversation. (If you’re looking for more sleepless nights, scroll to the bottom of this article for an irrelevant tweet by Elon Musk of his bedside table).
In any case, my friend who-will-not-be-named finished recounting the saga of an insufferable man who-will-not-be-named and closed with the statement “It’s a DNR situation.”
A DNR Situation: A person which, no matter the circumstance, we Do Not Resuscitate. In other words, they are dead to us. In more words, they shall never be revived.
I apologize if today’s headline led you astray and you thought I was introducing the next hot thing in crypto that would let you quit your day job – The DNR Cryptocurrency! I’d recommend reading my colleagues’ work for that type of tangible investment advice. If you’re new here, you may not know that I have a crippling aversion to cryptocurrency – those who promote it, those who try to explain it, and by far the worst – those who created it.
The holiday season never seems to disappoint in terms of mess, and this year is no different. Luckily for you (and me – the demise of corrupt people always adds a little skip to my step), Sam Bankman-Fried, former CEO of FTX (which was one of the world’s largest centralized cryptocurrency exchanges) was arrested last Tuesday. Comically, the arrest happened just hours after he tweeted out the foreboding statement “I don’t think I will be arrested.”
What is FTX?
Until recently, FTX was one of the world’s top…
